Quote Roundup

So we decided to do a quote roundup. I guess the only thing left to do is say Your Welcome for helping you re-live your favourite moments of the week. (I know I’m grateful.) If we missed anything (and who are we kidding—it’s our first Quote Roundup. We probably did) make sure you put your favourite quotes in the combox!

The Mindy Project

“Tattling is when a little girl does it. When a hot woman does it, it’s called whistle-blowing.”

“Guys, guys: if you work together you will avoid hiring any al qaeda terrorists… for sure.”

“Hey. Why is Beverley still here?”
“Why are any of us still here? I mean, what with nuclear war, the degradation of our precious environment…”
“You didn’t fire her.”

New Girl

“What is your obsession with Kanye?”
“Befriending Kanye is the most efficient way for me to jump social strata. Now all I have to do is meet him and then dazzle him to the point where we’re each others’ last call before bed. ‘Yo, what up K? Yeah, I’m just going to sleep. You watchin’ Fallon? That brother’s crazy.”

(Also, this book exists.)

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